no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
