these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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