her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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