There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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