the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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