Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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