i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
