Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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