Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
