I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
