Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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