I wanna passion pit in your ass
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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