She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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