Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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