So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
