New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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