id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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