He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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