This girl is more easily done than said...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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