thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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