Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Someone shit on the floor
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Randomize
