so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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