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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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