oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
