Pappa wants mamma naked
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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