Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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