butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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