Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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