look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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