She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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