fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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