i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
