it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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