I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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