i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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