is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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