Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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