never play flip cup with pint glasses
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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