I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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