Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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