Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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