why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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