i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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