Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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