The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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