return my video game
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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grandma shit on top of the toilet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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