Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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