woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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