Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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