It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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