don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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