You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
