Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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