I think my vagina is haunted
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
